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Stupid song lyrics

by Rixie Online Now Jul 26, 2012 at 9:05 PM

In a conversation with friends about stupid song lyrics, these were mentioned: Des'ree : "Ooh, I get the shivers / I don't want to see a ghost / It's a sight that I fear most / I'd rather have a piece of toast." Beatles, Don’t Pass Me By: "I'm sorry that I doubted you / I was so unfair/ You were in a car crash / and you lost your hair." LFO, Summer Girls: "Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin'/ Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton. ". . .and "New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick." Have you got any to add?

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by Dester Online Now Jul 26, 2012 at 10:09 PM

    Frank Zappa once crooned that "The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe" . As profound today as it ever was.......

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by pieter_jan_v Online Now Jul 26, 2012 at 10:46 PM

    One less egg to fry One less man to pick up after I should be happy But all I do is cry Happy weekend, PJ

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by KShezz Online Now Jul 26, 2012 at 10:51 PM

    listen here wolfchild I speak you you of the science of mythology I speak of maverick deviations the love commandos we shall be drunk on stars we shall fear nothing demand the impossible dream your destiny defy the logic of alphabets I slayed the king of the wolves nothing is impossible...

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by pieter_jan_v Online Now Jul 26, 2012 at 10:57 PM

    I have a quote of REM's Man on the Moon for a couple of months as my motto, but the lyrics of that song are puzzling to me: Moses went walking with the staff of wood Newton got beaned by the apple good Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask ... but it's a nice song to listen to. PJ

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    by Borisborough Online Now Jul 27, 2012 at 12:34 AM

    Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really Really, really wanna zigazig ha The Spice Girls - Wannabe I am ashamed to admit that I know this!!!!

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by lee.evelyn Online Now Jul 27, 2012 at 12:52 AM

    MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don’t think that I can take it ‘Cause it took so long to bake it And I’ll never have that recipe again Oh, no!

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by aussirose Online Now Jul 27, 2012 at 2:27 AM

    B52's - We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a rock lobster Love it!! :o) Some of the best songs have the most rediculous lyrics haha. Sorry, but I love Wannabe too :o)

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by pieter_jan_v Online Now Jul 27, 2012 at 5:38 AM

    No, no; I'm only losing my religion, haha. PJ

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by Rixie Online Now Jul 27, 2012 at 7:41 AM

    These are making me giggle! I have a secret liking for Hanson's Mmm Bop, just because it's so cheerful, but the words are pretty dumb: Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose You can plant any one of those Keep planting to find out which one grows It's a secret no one knows Mmm bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by glabah Online Now Jul 27, 2012 at 12:57 PM

    The entirety of "I am the Walrus" should probably be included.

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    by Borisborough Online Now Jul 27, 2012 at 1:55 PM

    Crabalocker fishwife, pornagraphic priestess Genius!

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    by Maurizioago Online Now Jul 27, 2012 at 10:45 PM

    Bookmark.

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by Rixie Online Now Jul 28, 2012 at 8:21 AM

    A strolling violinist at a restaurant once played "Yesterday" at John Lennon and Yoko Ono's table. Yoko remarked afterwards, "But that's Paul's song. Why didn't he play one of yours?" John said, "Most people don't want to be serenaded with 'I Am the Walrus.'"

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by pieter_jan_v Online Now Jul 28, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    Just heard good old Frank Sinatra singing his Strangers In The Night: ...Dooby-doooby-doo and other scat to end, haha. And be aware it took 4 song writers for this lyric! PJ

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by lee.evelyn Online Now Jul 28, 2012 at 1:05 PM

    a song from Pupo: Gelato al cioccolato E' dolce ma un po' salato Tu gelato al cioccolato Un bacio al cioccolato io te l'ho rubato Tu gelato al cioccolato

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by Rixie Online Now Jul 28, 2012 at 6:24 PM

    PJ, they each contributed a different "dooby dooby doo." You can tell it's getting close to dinnertime, when my first reaction to the chocolate lyrics is "Mmmm, gelato al cioccolato!" Another one - the Carpenters, "Close to You": Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me They long to be Close to you. As humor writer Dave Barry said, "Do I really want to be near somebody who causes birds to appear suddenly? Didn't Alfred Hitchcock do a horror movie about this?"

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by pieter_jan_v Online Now Jul 28, 2012 at 8:55 PM

    Much of the European Song contest songs are overloaded with la, la, la's. Also pop hitwonders have great lines; do you now from what hit song contains the following: Pop pop shoo wop Eenee meenie Shoobie doobie do wop PJ

  • Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by Borisborough Online Now Jul 28, 2012 at 9:11 PM

    Talk about - pop music Talk about - pop music

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by pieter_jan_v Online Now Jul 28, 2012 at 9:13 PM

    Right, the start of MTV. PJ

  • Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by Borisborough Online Now Jul 28, 2012 at 9:17 PM

    London, Paris, New York, Munich, everybody talk about ... It was by M in 1979 - I was a fresh-faced 16 year old - remember it well!

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by JessH Online Now Jul 28, 2012 at 11:29 PM

    Tasmin Archer: I blame you for the moonlit'sky and the dream that died with the eagles' flight I blame you for the moonlit nights when I wonder why are the seas still dry? don't blame this sleeping satellite Huh??? Queen - One Vision: Gimme one light, yeah Gimme one hope, hey Just gimme, ah One man one man One bar one night One day hey hey Just gimme gimme gimme gimme Fried chicken!!

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by Rixie Online Now Jul 29, 2012 at 5:54 PM

    When you're in a club, it's the beat that counts, not the price of fish. (Hey, I think I just wrote a song.)

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    Re: Stupid song lyrics

    by aussirose Online Now Jul 30, 2012 at 4:08 AM

    Haha guys.... this is such a funny thread :o) Anyone remember The Clapping Song by Shirley Ellis? It has such a funky beat but the words.... My mama told me if I was goody that she would buy me a rubber dolly My aunty told her I kissed a soldier Now she won't buy me a rubber dolly

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