BMW is being sued after a customer suffered priapism, a persistent long lasting erection, being blamed on the ridges in a motorcycle seat. The action seeks damages for wages, injury, medical costs, product liability, and of course emotional distress. and inability to participate in sexual activities. what would we do without lawyers? any new and wonderful legal actions from your area, or you can bring up a few golden classics like the misplaced belly button and the six million dollar jury award.
OMG!!! Lew, what next? He must have been on that motorcycle seat for a long time to cause that kind of injury...it's a wonder how companies can afford to keep going with being sued for damages such as this.It was the riders choice to sit on that seat for long periods of time imho.hmmmmmmmmmm I am wondering if the BMW will be wanting to know if this guy uses viagra!!!!! Can't quite remember the full details of this legal action or where it was..but a prison was being sued for damages when an inmate got hurt falling off the wall whilst he was attempting to escape. My mind boggles at how lawyers/attorneys can sleep at night with a clear conscience but I suppose to them it's all very clear and legal.
How about Nutella (hazelnut spread) recently paying vast sums to people who claimed that the product carried inadequate warnings that the high protein food also contains many calories (of course it does, it is made from nuts), and that it subsequently made their kids fat. By the way, peanuts, peanut butter, Czech beer, and tree nuts have never caused me to gain weight, because my body still burns more than 4000 calories per day.
Can I borrow his bike? :lol:
I thought that a Beemer (BMW) WAS an extension of the male anatomy???
His evidence won't hold up in court.
LOL Gerald! Any motorbike especially low, loud and fast ones are used by males as extention tactics...Add has 7 motorbikes at present ...what can we conclude from this? :-) teeheee
If this bloke can get this wonderful phenomenon from a bike, why oh why do other blokes need viagra? I would have thought that his lady/man would have been highly delighted by this permanent state of the male appendage.
priapism is apparently quite a painful and disabling condition, in severe cases causes gangrene. bit of a medical emergency, sounds funny, apparently on a brief internet search not.
What about the old wives (or old nurses tale) of just giving the unwanted erection a tap on the head as it were?...I thought that made it go back down again? or do you have to administer the tap straight away? Ok OK this needs some looking into ...so whos got a *** and can test this out for us and report back?..hands up...
Kirsty,my mother used to threaten to use a cold spoon on my brothers if they were caught with an erection.Took me years to work it all out haha.
There was a stupid lady here in the US who sued when the RV she was in had an accident. She had set the cruise control and went in the back to make a sandwich.