You mentioned flying to Guam with a toddler is something along the lines of miserable. Help me please!! My husband and I and our two year old are about to relocate to Guam in August...we could use as much advice as we can get! Any tips???

Depending on where you are flying in from it is a VERY long flight. I flew in from North Dakota and it was a 14 hour flight with only one stop in Hawaii. Hawaii was the midway point. Add to that getting to the airport and through all of the security. Doesn't sound like fun to me and I don't even have any kids. I don't think there will be any way for you to avoid children getting restless unless you find a legal way to knock them out for the entire flight (not likely). But if it makes you feel any better the other passengers will be just as miserable as you by the end of the flight.