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by dsmith01 Online Now Mar 17, 2007 at 7:34 AM

My wife is very afraid of flying.I know their are cruise boats that stop in hawaii. Is another mode of travel to hawaii besides the two just mentioned. like a ocean going ferryboat, i know it would take a few days to get their

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    RE: modes of travel

    by YVRDave Online Now Mar 17, 2007 at 8:12 PM

    A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.
    All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."

    Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

    The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to."
    The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Besides, think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports require to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish. A wish you think would honor and glorify me."

    The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."

    After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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    by travelgourmet Online Now Mar 24, 2007 at 2:18 PM

    Aloha, Griff, that was a great story, made me lol. KonaMax is right, and I can hardly hold my excitement about the inter-Islands ferry. I suggest that you offer your wife a few "Blue Hawaii" or "Chi-Chi" drinks before flying and tell her that the cruise will be lovely as you board the aircraft. When you land, wake her up and say "Aloha".

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